Libertarian Purity Meme

Saw this test at SnarkyBytes first. 

I got a 72, which falls square in the middle of "51-90 points: You are a medium-core libertarian, probably self-consciously so. Your friends probably encourage you to quit talking about your views so much."

Yeah... yeah...

Vampire Sighting in My Town!

Here's something that you don't hear every day:

Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

Good grief.  You know that if there was a real vampire she wouldn't be alive to talk about this.  Which leaves only two possibilities: 1) She's been watching too many pop-crap movies, or 2) She isn't alive and I need to get Larry Correia over here, fast.

Yet another reason why I need a shotgun.

And to any Twightards out there:  the only thing a vampire is good for is as a wooden stake holder.

Subliminal Messages

Weekly Address: Jobs Creation from White House Weekly Address on Vimeo.

It's the Onion.  I'm taking this just as seriously as they are.

WAKEY WAKEY!

If you don't want the buildup, skip to about 2:00 for the singing to start.

And here is the original, in case you don't like techno remixes (LAME!):

Bones Were Poking Out His Leg

This is about a half mile from where I was on Saturday, helping build a Quonset for our neighbors:

Florida man, 63, faces charges after being shot in burglary attempt

He tried to break into a house, the homeowner shot his legs out from under him.  According to the radio, "bones were poking out of his legs."  Now he gets to think long and hard about what he did while waiting in the hospital.  Too bad the homeowner wasn't aiming a little higher; JayG could add one to his Dead Goblin Count.

I think there are a few more things that can be taken away from this.  1: Just because you are living up in the hill somewhere doesn't mean that you are safe from brigands. 2: Just because they look old doesn't mean that they are good people. 3: I need to get me a shotgun!

Do You Poo in Blue?

I really, really, really, don't know what to think about this...