Did that rhino just order a drink?

Nope, it's just Chuck Testa.



Well, that was entertaining.

Snow... Snow... SNOOOOOOOW!

It's not quite there, but it's trying really hard...

Flattery

I was complimented by the guy at the liquor store on my good taste; he said "You are a good drinker." Apparently I picked out his new favorite type of rum, Ron Abuelo Anejo, which he raved about for a minute while I fished out my wallet, and a bottle of Jameson Whiskey (with an "e").

They say flattery will get you nowhere, but it at least made him $45...

Oh for Pete's sake

Are you all going to make me do this every day? Turn on your lights when it's dark/grey out, people! It's really not hard. There's usually just a little switch next to the steering column that you flip. Even if you can see, there is no guarantee that someone else can see you.

Unless you really want to die screaming in a fire--in which case, I'm all for it, as long as you don't involve anyone else. Namely, me.

The invaders have overwhelmed our positions

We have few options. If something isn't done, we won't last the night.

SEND IN THE CLOWNS.



(I always think like this when I hear that song)

!!!!!1111!!!1!!1!!11ELEVENTY!!11!!1!!

Today is 11/1/11. Ooooh, and I can't wait for ten days from now, it'll be even better!