Vampire Sighting in My Town!

Here's something that you don't hear every day:

Western Slope woman blames vampire for car crash

Good grief.  You know that if there was a real vampire she wouldn't be alive to talk about this.  Which leaves only two possibilities: 1) She's been watching too many pop-crap movies, or 2) She isn't alive and I need to get Larry Correia over here, fast.

Yet another reason why I need a shotgun.

And to any Twightards out there:  the only thing a vampire is good for is as a wooden stake holder.