A Lutran Joke
A strongman was giving a show down at the big circus. He made a pinhole in a lemon, squeezed a cup of juice out of it, and yelled to the crowd, "I'll give $1000 to the man who can squeeze out another drop!" All of the burly men in the audience came up, and none of them could get anything else out of that lemon. Then, a shrived old man hobbled up, took a hold of the lemon, and squeezed another cup and half out of it. The strongman and the crowd were amazed! "How did you do that," they asked, and "What in the world do you do to be able to do that?" He replied, "Oh, ya, sure, I'm da treasurer down at da Lutran Church."