Long Range Errand Boy

My uncle the mechanic recently bought a big table planer/joiner thing to help him on his cabinet-making enterprise he recently started. However, all of his trucks are at this time otherwise occupied, so I get to go and pick it up for him. Since I live an hour closer to the seller anyway, and I owe many large favors to my uncle for services rendered in regard to the Great Volvo Debacle of 2011, today will be a road trip day. Maybe I should take the far back roads and make a grand circle out of it--go up through Glenwood Springs and down through Paonia where the hippies live...