In my inbox, I had a nice little survey that my school wanted me to do: a Greenhouse Emissions Inventory. Presumably the folks in charge want to spend my tuition in ways I don't agree with. I took the survey, all right.
The school name has been removed to protect the guilty.
The best part was, after I submitted it, the website said "Thank you for your cooperation."
No problem. No problem at all. You want to waste my time? I am happy to waste yours.