As promised...

I recieved my bumper stickers from Life, Liberty, etc. in good order, and there was finally a day that was warm enough and dry enough that I thought they might actually stick to the window, so I put one on the truck:

$1.50, baby, and you can't go wrong!  Just understated enough for multiple double takes.  Oh, and in case you were worried, these stickers were bought and paid for with my own money, and any advertising I do here is free in reward for a quality product.  So suckit, FCC.