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1/27/2011

Front Page News

The mystery surrounding a piano that showed up on a Biscayne Bay sandbar has apparently arrived at a grand conclusion: It was the work of a teenage boy, with a little help from his friends.

That's right. A piano on a sandbar out in the bay around Miami.

What? You say that this isn't "front page" worthy? Obviously you haven't been reading my local paper...

At first I thought, "Oh, good, nothing too important is going on in the world," but then I thought "What if something important is going on in the world and this is all they see fit to publish?" And then I realized, printed media isn't just dieing, it's actually killing itself...

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