This, my friends, is truly a B Science Fiction Movie. Complete with stupid dialogue ("That didn't come from your body?!?!" and "We can back you up on this 16 gigabyte flash drive."), rubber alien headwear, countless shots a lady wearing a stupid bikini/loincloth thing running toward the camera, a flying kayak, and that same boiler room that has been in pretty much every other B movie I've ever seen--probably best illustrated by the famous "Space Mutiny":
("I am on the EDGE of my SEAT!" "You should probably scoot back, then.")
Anyway, back to the Princess of Mars. It is completely ridiculous, pretty darn bad, and MST3K-worthy. It was well worth the dollar I paid for it, but probably not the hour and a half of my life I spent watching it.
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