By popular demand, I unveil what knife was hidden in that box. It's a KA-BAR TDI, in the small size.
They call it a "self-defense knife," to be drawn with the gunless hand. It comes with a plastic sheath with a metal belt clip that can be switched from side to side. I'm still trying to decide how I'd like to carry it. I currently have my keys, my leatherman, and my XD on my belt, so finding an ideal way to do it is like playing a game of tetris.
So I kinda bought it as a fallback for going to school with, as I can't carry my gun there. But I kinda bought it just because it looked cool and I had money burning a hole in my pocket. You can never have enough knives, right?
And FTC, FCC, FAA, FUC, and ETC-- my money was spent on this product. I spent it freely, and willfully. No one gave me anything. No one asked politely. No one forced me to. No one. You are the one with the sound of jackboots playing in the background while you stomp on the first amendment. A pox on you and your house!