News of the Heeby Jeebies

"Canadian Woman Cut in Half to Save Her Life."

Reading that story just freaked me out.  I'm glad for her and everything, but if it ever comes to the point in my life where the doctors say, "We need to cut you in half to save your life," I'm just going to say "Nope.  I have a better idea. I'm going to take up HALO jumping as a new hobby."

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