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5/23/2011

On Israel

Israel is like the Blues Brothers of the Middle East. Think about it: it may be dark out in their area but they're wearing sunglasses, they have a full tank of gas, and even though they're not going to Chicago, they're not going to let neo-nazi's, the world police, they Syrian national guard, or American celebrities stop them from getting where they're going. After all, they're on a mission from God.

My only problem with them is that they haven't made one helluva big car crash yet.

3 comments:

Butch Cassidy said...

They drive up-armored bulldozers through houses. That's even cooler than a car crash in my book.

Spikessib said...

The Six-Day War was a giant crash. Tanks. Armored cars. It counts in my book.

bluesun said...

Well, then they need to make a bigger crash right now.