They've probably reserved you the best water-boarding table in Gitmo by now.Although, being a pirate, they may just sail by and scuttle yer house with a broadside ya bloody scalawag! *Insert video of The Crimson Permanent Assurance here.*
That'd be better than a midnight SWAT raid, at least.
Do they make dog-size Kevlar vests? The pooches are going to need them.
They're small enough, maybe just a kevlar box would work.Man, this sucks just talking about it.
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