From The Onion News Network, the only one that is overt in it's attitude towards the news:
"Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea"
My favorite line: "While emphasizing that he was definitely completely insane and would likely become even more so as leader of North Korea, the younger Kim nevertheless wondered if he could ever be enough of a lunatic to truly replace the most unhinged dictator on the planet."
You have to wonder, don't you?
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Added more:
Reports say Kim Jong Ill still alive?
NOPE Chuck Testa!
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Ok, that last one was probably in poor taste, but still, I laughed.
It's customary to pay professional morners to cry and lament your death in China and other Asian countries...
I think these folks were paid with their continued existence...
Tears of joy.
That may be it too.
Teargas will do that to ya...
There are more explanations for uncontrolled crying than I first thought!
They cropped out the edges of the photos where the Army was standing with AK's leveled at them to ensure of their mourning and obedience!
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