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12/23/2011

Excremental Driving Skills

Not sure if excremental is a real word or not, but I think it is accurate.


Another few feet and they would have come through the front window.  Apparently this semi-sentient excuse for humanity doesn't know the rule "SLOW THE HELL DOWN WHEN YOU ARE GOING AROUND CORNERS ON ICY ROADS!"  With the corollary, "ESPECIALLY IF IT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE!"  Hopefully they do now.

I want to know what it would take to put in a concrete barrier right there.  Maybe one with embedded tungsten-steel spikes for that extra "I love you, too."

3 comments:

Butch Cassidy said...

Dragon's teeth. Construct a line of dragon's teeth. If your mother objects, build planters into the tops to help with the aesthetics.

BK said...

That is one lucky mailbox...

bluesun said...

It got replaced last year after a similar incident.