Not sure if excremental is a real word or not, but I think it is accurate.
Another few feet and they would have come through the front window. Apparently this semi-sentient excuse for humanity doesn't know the rule "SLOW THE HELL DOWN WHEN YOU ARE GOING AROUND CORNERS ON ICY ROADS!" With the corollary, "ESPECIALLY IF IT IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE!" Hopefully they do now.
I want to know what it would take to put in a concrete barrier right there. Maybe one with embedded tungsten-steel spikes for that extra "I love you, too."