I had no idea that was even an option...

I've been translated.

I found out about this with that old google favorite, "Crazy German Excavator Tricks," or, should I say, "Trucos loco alemán Excavadora," via Sitemeter.

There's all sorts of options, too--I particularly like the Hindi, or "मानक हिन्दी" translation--it looks like how I think my writing sounds.

Wacky ol' Google, you never know what they're going to come up with next.  If they weren't so darn helpful I might be more worried about them and their monopoly on my digital life...