Moral Dilemmas

I'm still on all of the mailing lists for my school. They keep sending me surveys, you know, the types of questions that ask "Do you use such-and-such building? What days of the week? What times?" It's really tempting to say that I only use all the computer labs from midnight to two in the morning, and only on Saturdays and Sundays, and that I really like the Cafeteria's interpretation of fine dining, but I don't like to use silverware. So far I've been honest, but if they keep bugging me with questions I may just snap...