...give me your address so I can come and kick your shin. I'm no beer snob, but, egad, why would you think that green food coloring in a light beer will make you more Irish?
Life is too short for that. Drink a stout if you want to be Irish.
Worse is the people who guzzle blue, BLUE!, scotch on Saint Andrew's day.
As a man who is a good portion Irish, I'm going to content myself with a Long Trail Ale from Vermont that a friend was kind enough to stock my fridge with. Oh, and a briar bowl of Bald Headed Teacher, also from Vermont.
Where did my state pride go? I'm tossing money across the border to the yuppie hordes...
I don't think I'm doing this right at all. Here's wishing you a merry Saint Patty's day and a clean rap-sheet at the end of it.
My preference is to go down to the Irish bar and play darts for St. Patrick's Day. Since that's the only time I ever do anything like that. I'm almost as good at darts as I am at driving on snow.
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Worse is the people who guzzle blue, BLUE!, scotch on Saint Andrew's day.
As a man who is a good portion Irish, I'm going to content myself with a Long Trail Ale from Vermont that a friend was kind enough to stock my fridge with. Oh, and a briar bowl of Bald Headed Teacher, also from Vermont.
Where did my state pride go? I'm tossing money across the border to the yuppie hordes...
I don't think I'm doing this right at all. Here's wishing you a merry Saint Patty's day and a clean rap-sheet at the end of it.
I've know several Irish citizens, and not a one of them would be caught dead with a green-colored beer.
The only "Irish" person who would be caught dead with green beer is an IRA sympathizer in Boston, I'd bet.
My preference is to go down to the Irish bar and play darts for St. Patrick's Day. Since that's the only time I ever do anything like that. I'm almost as good at darts as I am at driving on snow.
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
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