"Ladies. Can I talk to you for a moment? Here’s the deal. It’s expensive to get a full background check on your beau, so here’s how you can shortcut the process. Ask to see his concealed weapon license. The license will tell you two things. First, he’s not a felon, druggie, wife beater, or adjudicated mentally incompetent. Second, it will show that he’s capable of defending you. You might want to pick up a Concealed Carry License for yourself. I mean, how does he know YOU’RE not a felon?"
And in case anyone is out there, I am currently unattached and have a nice, up-to-date, Concealed Handgun Permit. Just sayin'.
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Thanks Bluesun. Good luck on the search.
Heh. That's how we vetted our next door neighbor as an emergency bus stop person (school bus won't drop small children off unless an adult is aiting for them).
Pretty sound advice I'd say.
Hey, I have nieces. Several. Get job, we talk, yah?
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