A moron was impressed by another moron and went and impersonated him, nearly down to the last detail, only missing what limb he broke.
"I was so impressed with Aaron Ralston's story, the way he went into the desert and didn't tell anyone and nearly died. I'm going to do the same thing."
I would say that he could have gone one step further and amputated something important, but it appears he already amputated his brain prior to the hike.
My faith in humanity just died a little bit more.