I particularly applaud the ingenuity of these two:
Have a contest on the White House lawn, and see which kid can tear up the most hundred dollar bills in two hours. Invite like a million kids, and intentionally forget to set the timer.(fun for the whole family!)
Announce that you’re paying for a wedding. Nobody knows where the hell all that money goes, but it seems to totally disappear.(just coming off of attending two weddings a few weeks back, this one seemed particularly effective!)
All hail the Czar, and may he always use his powers for awesome!