- President steps up to the podium.- Awkward silence as he glances at his watch a few times.- "Aaaaaand, as of right now, the Libyan presidential retreat has been leveled and sea to land missiles are on their way to all major air-force bases in Libya. Marine landing forces are standing by in the event that Monsieur Gaddafi still doesn't get the picture. Who wants a burger? Let's get lunch."My kind of president.
I'd vote for him.
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