N-n-n-news!

Just sitting here with the tv on, and on the nightly news we have a concerned talking head blabbing on about: Libya, Egypt, Tunisia, Wisconsin (and its revolution spreading to other states), cell phones causing brain cancer, and some drivel about Kennedys. I think all we're missing is global climate disruption, or whatever they're calling it these days, and we would've hit all the standard talking points. I wonder why they still call it "news." I call it "mass cultural indoctrination."