The internet was invented so people like [EVERY TSA AGENT EVER] could look for specialized porn from the comfort of their own home.
SO WHY THE HELL DO THEY KEEP HAVING TO LIVE THEIR PERVERTED FANTASIES IN REAL LIFE?
Ok, I can get where people were coming from when the TS-Prodding Passengers in the-A was invented. Terrorists are scary, etc.
95 year old cancer patients wearing adult diapers ARE. NOT. SCARY. 6 year old girls ARE. NOT. SCARY. Hellfire and Damnation, even attractive and well-endowed women ARE. NOT. SCARY.
And yet. And yet.
We get a statement from the TSA leadership defending these actions.
We get advertisements in the newspaper for more TSA job openings.
And if there is a single honorable TSA agent, they have forsaken any and all respect by way of their silence, and deserve nothing.
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It occurs to me that we are approaching July 4th. Are you going to re-read (or even write out) the Declaration of Independence, the reason for all the pretty shiny lights and burnt hot dogs? It's frightening how you almost wouldn't have to re-write anything if you wanted to send it to the King George of our time.
Or are you going to be like most Americans, and just complain about your sunburn and the mustard stain you put on your red-white-and-blue t-shirt?
The United States are dead. Long live The State.
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The Party would like to remind you that it is for the common good. One should realize that this is necessary to ensure victory over the Eastasian menace.
Or is it Eurasian today?
You ever heard the Muse song "The United States of Eurasia"?
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