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9/09/2011

Edumacational

You want to know why only 40% of kids in the school district here were above proficient in, well, anything?


Back to school savings in VIDEO GAMES

ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  Oh, and I clicked on it, just to see if they were all educational games or something marginally related to school.  We had such intellectually stimulating items as "Modern Warfare 2," "Sims 3 Deluxe," and "LEGO Harry Potter."

I give up.  All you old farts are going to die and I'm going to have to deal with these kids some day.  It's going to be like herding cats... who have ADD... and are strung out on pharmaceutical stimulants...  and who think that a full day of work consists of 5 hours on facebook and 3 hours playing little games on the internet that consist of clicking on shiny shiny flashing lights.  I might as well dig a bunker and seal myself in for 50 years right the hell now, and come out after everyone's Miranda-ed themselves. 

What a joke.  I don't want to know the punchline.

1 comment:

Quizikle said...

"think that a full day of work consists of 5 hours on facebook and 3 hours playing little games on the internet that consist of clicking on shiny shiny flashing lights"

Naw, you're looking at it wrong. These twits won't be able to hold, keep, or even look for a job.

This is our way of making sure your generation WILL be able to get work when it's your turn to be an old fart.

But you will have to keep the shiny lights blinking and deal with their kids...
Q