If you would stop dressing like a hipster I might care. But you don't. You have to go and look all "ironic" (WTFDTM?) with your neckerscarves and pork-pie hats that are a size too small and your big stupid glasses that are probably not prescription (and if they are, they are the wrong prescription for sure).
So now we are up to: 1) Don't complain about the weather if you are out there by choice and 2) Wear real clothes.
Oh and one more: If you DARE tell me that we need to forgive your student debt you had better be ready for me to BEAT YOU TO THE FUCKING GROUND. I am working--even if not my first choice of employment. I am paying off my student loans--even if not my first choice on how to use that money. I am doing these things because a loan was extended to me, the terms of which I accepted, and which went towards my "education." At current rates I should be done within a year. If by some miracle you get that monstrosity forced down I expect a full reimbursement of all the money I sent off to those loverly people at the Department of Education, after which I will spend it on something suitably massy that ANY of your pathetic whiny protests would be only a oily red smear on the pavement after I drive through. Then I will resell said heavy equipment and either donate the funds back to the Government (if I'm feeling charitable), or I will establish a trust dedicated to keeping a troupe of Capuchin Monkeys dancing on your graves for all eternity.
Have I made myself clear?
Do you want to ask how I really feel about this?
Dammit, hippies and hipsters just piss me off. And got me off on a rant where I didn't mean to be.