Home defense... from rouge battleships or flocks of T-rexes. Or eldritch horrors. Or swarms of flesh-eating sparrows. Or __________. (fill in the blank)
Pretty much a canon filled with grape shot. Looks a might long to wield in my bedroom at night when an unfortunate goblin breaks and enters. Not sure my homeowner's insurance would cover taking out the corner of my house, and my neighbor's house now that I think about it. Although, forensics would be interesting. Probably be specs of DNA for half a block. :-)
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the entire golden horde. One shot.
Pretty sure this gun is the reason the passenger pigeon isn't with us any longer.
Love it. Just think, it'd clear an entire city street of democritters.
New meaning to "street sweeper"...
Pretty much a canon filled with grape shot. Looks a might long to wield in my bedroom at night when an unfortunate goblin breaks and enters.
Not sure my homeowner's insurance would cover taking out the corner of my house, and my neighbor's house now that I think about it.
Although, forensics would be interesting. Probably be specs of DNA for half a block. :-)
You'd have to have it mounted in a swivel on the roof, with a spotlight next to it.
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